I had a pt today who was worried about a breast mass. She was only 29, so I wasn't particularly worried. She got undressed, I started the typical breast exam…and then…..
Me: "implants?"
Her: yeah, I went up three sizes.
Breast implants are the ODDEST feeling things. They didn't move with her body….and they just sorta stuck out there. I had her do the hands on hips thing and twisting torso thing to see if there was any skin dimpling, and her boobs didn't twist with her. Oh, and I couldn't feel a damn thing through those implants. She could have had a rock hard mass and I would have missed it.
Not that I'm against boob implants and all that, but I really think women should think twice before getting them. There's always the Brava system….
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Wait, we can grow titties? F'reals? What the hell is this Brava system?
(I still think of that cadaver with implants and what they looked like removed: Crusty, crusty bags. Ew.)
Seriously? I never heard of the Brava system. I'm not sure I trust their clinical trials of an average growth of 104 cc's. So I can grow me some boobage?
so i worked for this really snooty cosmetic derm office in SF, and well, comparing the before and after pictures of all the women....The Brava system works.
haha. hahahahahahhahahahahaha.
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