Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Quotes from Psych

My patients...


"Don't eat my baby."

"My voices are telling me you stupid."

"You're pregnant too?!?!?!?! (i'm not)" - 60 y/o woman

"I don't take depa-mother-fucking-kote, I take DEPAKENE, bitch."

"I danced for over 20 minutes, then I got the shits."

"That's a tit pill." - referring to lithium.