Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Quotes from Psych

My patients...


"Don't eat my baby."

"My voices are telling me you stupid."

"You're pregnant too?!?!?!?! (i'm not)" - 60 y/o woman

"I don't take depa-mother-fucking-kote, I take DEPAKENE, bitch."

"I danced for over 20 minutes, then I got the shits."

"That's a tit pill." - referring to lithium.

5 comments:

Stephanie said...

lol to whom is the patient directing the first quote?

OMDG said...

I love psych.

Dancing Darina said...

WOW! Miss you Serena. Hope you're doing well.

Dragonfly said...

Are you pregnant? Congratulations if so....

Rach said...

Quicky question for you:
I'm thinking of going to Philly for a 2 day whirlwind visit... Body Worlds is at the Franklin.

What else should I see?

Happy New Year... I'm going to blogroll your blog.
~R